Congratulations...

Since almost everyone else I know is getting married or having babies and I'm over here all like "I fixed my toilet this weekend," I thought I would put pen to paper (or perhaps finger to key in this instance?) and document my adventures in life at twenty seven.  And just so we all start out on the right foot: I'm not exactly 27, I'm a bit premature in that title, but it's in only a few months and I've been really crafty lately, so just let me have my moment, damnit.

Anyway, in lieu of planning my non-existent Pinterest wedding (it WILL happen someday [or so I keep telling myself]) or designing my future probably-not-gonna-happen baby's nursery, I bring to the masses my DIY prowess and clever wit...but mostly my clever wit...and a good amount of posts about things I find funny, like this greeting card...which if someday I make a human with my genitals someone better buy me this friggin card! Or at least make me one; I will forever love you :)